Me explaining a book to my friend for the first time
- Me: Okay so its about this guy... oh and he is just super cool...
- Me: and he meets this girl. Oh she is just - oh well you will figure that out later. lets get back to the point.
- Me: So they meet right and; Oh my gosh you should have seen how they met!!!!
- Me: anyway......oh can i just say one thing?
- Friend: umm.. i guess
- Me: He- OH NO! i cant say you will have to figure it out by your self....
- Me: so anyway.. they meet right and... ummm. and...uhhh... and..
- Me: cant you just read the book? i suck at explaining
- Friend: ....